Quotes & Stories
I invite you to visit me at myTepache Island and write your quote or story on myTepache Journal. Or email them to me..
“Local, organic, & soon to be notorious, <my>Tepache explodes with taste that invigorates the mind, body, & soul. Health Never Tasted This Good!™.” Chance Lonestar -Notorious Pirate - Albuquerque, NM - Dec. 15, 2007
“We love <my>Tepache! We get it by the 5 gallon! So we NEVER run into a Tepache Emergency! Thank you Gadiel! <my>Tepache tastes this good!” Ramona Teo - Albuquerque, NM - Dec. 15, 2007
“myTepache rocks my world, it makes me smile uncontrollably with each sweet healthy sip.” Cyrus Moses - Albuquerque, NM - Dec. 16, 2007
“Gadiel besame with sweet kisses! Your drink is que magnifico!” Willow - Lobo Grower’s Market - Albuquerque, NM - Nov. 30, 2007
“Each & every time you drink <my>Tepache, you are dosing yourself with love” Vanessa Fields - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
“I <> totally love <my>Tepache! I’m an avid raw foodist, and I’ve liked Kombucha for years, but <my>Tepache is 1000 times better than Kombucha ever was! I gave some to my girlfriend and she loves it too. <> Thanks for making such an awesome food.” Kaylee Tejeda - Albuquerque, NM - Dec. 13, 2007
“Exhilirating experience of tap dancing on my taste buds, makes my tongue and mind say ahhh” Seth Hoffman - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
“It’s so refreshing with its pure taste and cleansing overall feeling.” Elizabeth Duffy - Lobo Grower’s Market - Albuquerque, NM - Nov. 30, 2007
“When I first saw the Tepache bottles at the Coop I was so excited I did a little dance!” Diana B.M. - Lobo Grower’s Market - Albuquerque, NM - Nov. 30, 2007
“Thats the best taste’n medicine I ever had!” M. Yazzie - Lobo Grower’s Market - Albuquerque, NM - Nov. 30, 2007
“I have never tasted a fermented drink with such sublime flavor. The sweetness is so subtle and pleasant. I loved it immediately!” Rose Bryan - 1st Annual MALSA Arts & Crafts Night - Albuquerque, NM - Nov. 29, 2007
“This tastes better than Kombucha! I will buy <my>Tepache now instead of Kombucha. It’s great that it’s probiotic.” Cindy - Albuquerque, NM
“I don’t ever get mad… I just take it for what is worth…” Zaper - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
“El tepache es una bebida tipica de Mexico, muestra de la sabiduria de nuestros antepasados, que ayuda en gran manera a la digestion, al mejorar la flora intestinal. Como naturopata y nutricionista lo recomiendo ampliamente. En especial el de Gadiel, amigo emprendedor que trata de preservar esta sana tradicion. Con esta bebida, podemos decir con toda confianza y sin mentir: SALUD!” Miguel Ortega Gonzalez - Albuquerque, NM - Oct. 8, 2007
“Finally a way for me to enjoy the medicinal wonders of fermented elixirs. A divine gift from the Tepache master! with gratitude” Chalotte - Albuquerque, NM - Oct. 9, 2007
“Thank you for your beautiful myTepache! I can feel the life and the love you put in it - it makes me feel so good! May you be blessed with abundance and joy!” Karen - Truth or Consequences, NM - Sept. 29, 2007
“Shak ta Fasti Ohma!” Jhal - Austin, TX - Sept. 2007
“I’m hooked on <my>Tepache.com” AumRak - Albuquerque, NM - Sept. 2007
“Compadrito precioso: Me encanta tu entusiasmo y el amor que le tienes a miTEPACHE.com. Bendiciones de exito, entusiasmo, alegria, salud y todo. Mucho amor.”
Aum-Rak - Albuquerque, NM - May, 2007
“I love myTepache” - Tzol, Kan’Nal’s lead singer - Taos, NM - Sept. 13, 2007
“I just broke a 24-hour fast by drinking your <my>Tepache, which I bought at Michael Thomas Coffee. I must say: quite delicious! It reminds me of non-alcoholic mead, with a most pleasant aftertaste.
“It’s like candy!” Claire - Santa Fe Muziq Fest - August 10, 2007
“This resinates with my energetic body” - Christine Willenbrock - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
” Wow! I just had my first myTepache! Deliciosa! Better than Kombucha!
“<my>Tepache is the next Kombucha. People will go nuts over it!” June Holiday - Taos Solar Music Fest - July 1, 2007
“Go with the Tepache flow” Buddha Bomb - Boulder, CO - 2007
“<myTepache> kicks Kombucha’s ass!” Mark G - Taos, NM - April 2007
“Caminando, caminando llega la energia y sabor de Tepache - para ti” M.R. Pope - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
“A quench from the heart” Jamal - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
“An elixir to cure… forming words w/a sweet tongue… spirits consumed through traditional brews. I <love my>Tepache” Dominic - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
“An energizing, refreshing drink that wakes up the taste buds with laser-like pineapple zing!” Shomari - Albuquerque, NM - May 27, 2007
“Tepache is: absolutely delicious, crisp & refreshing with an amazing tropical pineapple kick!” Velma Wagatsuma - Albuquerque, NM - May 27, 2007
“exhilarating eXtacy eXperience” Unknown - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
myTepache Mexodisiac™
Jessica J Herrera - Albuquerque, NM - April, 2007
“Tepache - the drink of the Mayan Gods, the joys and the bliss of the tribes.” AumRak - Albuquerque, NM - Feb. 2007
“Will work for <my>Tepache” Saul Hoffman - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
myTepache Tranceformation
fountains are erupting on your tongue
“Amazingly delicious with an almost caramelized pineapple flavor!” Kristie Romano - Vitality Juice Owner - Albuquerque, NM
myTepache Moment
Imagine the taste of the perfect first Spring kiss
as waves of pleasure roll across your tongue
and sweet pulses of pineapple appear in the back
of your mouth, as succulent sours soar behind
the front of your feasting face, as you recall
those special moments of your life when you
are especially awake and alive and your pulse
is pulsing with passion and possibility……
and you are bubbling with the power of
being you in a myTepache Moment…”
- Dr. Blue - Colorado Springs, CO - April 13, 2007
“<my>Tepache is clean, amazing, refreshing & fine mmm… Tepache” Sara - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
“myTepache cures diseases that weren’t even discovered yet” - Dr. Blue -Albuquerque, NM
“It grows like a fungus: it carves consciosness as it enters the bloodstream” JJ - Coachella Music Festival - April, 2007
“<myTepache> lights me up with the pure energy of life, divine elixir nourishing my body & soul simultaneously - Let it flow!” Revaxac Imish “Rev” - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
“myTepache is golden” - Dr. Blue - Albuquerque, NM
“Cleaning and opening my heart” Mariel Garcia - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
“Every sip <of myTepache> is a revelation” - Dr. Blue - Albuquerque, NM
“Tepache works the best” Teresa Raphael - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
“A meal in a bottle because it’s still alive” Mo - Albuquerque, NM - 2007
“A whole bottle of myTepache is a 3SidedWhole!” - Dr. Blue - Albuquerque, NM




































