Quotes & Stories


I invite you to visit me at myTepache Island and write your quote or story on myTepache Journal. Or email them to me..

Chance Lonestart Quote

“Local, organic, & soon to be notorious, <my>Tepache explodes with taste that invigorates the mind, body, & soul. Health Never Tasted This Good!™.” Chance Lonestar -Notorious Pirate - Albuquerque, NM - Dec. 15, 2007

Ramona’s Quote

“We love <my>Tepache! We get it by the 5 gallon! So we NEVER run into a Tepache Emergency! Thank you Gadiel! <my>Tepache tastes this good!” Ramona Teo - Albuquerque, NM - Dec. 15, 2007

“myTepache rocks my world, it makes me smile uncontrollably with each sweet healthy sip.” Cyrus Moses - Albuquerque, NM - Dec. 16, 2007

Willow

“Gadiel besame with sweet kisses! Your drink is que magnifico!” Willow - Lobo Grower’s Market - Albuquerque, NM - Nov. 30, 2007

Vanessa’s Quote

“Each & every time you drink <my>Tepache, you are dosing yourself with love” Vanessa Fields - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

“I <> totally love <my>Tepache! I’m an avid raw foodist, and I’ve liked Kombucha for years, but <my>Tepache is 1000 times better than Kombucha ever was! I gave some to my girlfriend and she loves it too. <> Thanks for making such an awesome food.” Kaylee Tejeda - Albuquerque, NM - Dec. 13, 2007

Seth’s Quote

“Exhilirating experience of tap dancing on my taste buds, makes my tongue and mind say ahhh” Seth Hoffman - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

Elizabeth Duffy’s Quote

“It’s so refreshing with its pure taste and cleansing overall feeling.” Elizabeth Duffy - Lobo Grower’s Market - Albuquerque, NM - Nov. 30, 2007

Diana B.M. Quote

“When I first saw the Tepache bottles at the Coop I was so excited I did a little dance!” Diana B.M. - Lobo Grower’s Market - Albuquerque, NM - Nov. 30, 2007

M. Yazzie’s Quote

“Thats the best taste’n medicine I ever had!” M. Yazzie - Lobo Grower’s Market - Albuquerque, NM - Nov. 30, 2007

Rose’s Quote

“I have never tasted a fermented drink with such sublime flavor. The sweetness is so subtle and pleasant. I loved it immediately!” Rose Bryan - 1st Annual MALSA Arts & Crafts Night - Albuquerque, NM - Nov. 29, 2007

Cindy’s quote

“This tastes better than Kombucha! I will buy <my>Tepache now instead of Kombucha. It’s great that it’s probiotic.” Cindy - Albuquerque, NM

Zaper’s quote

“I don’t ever get mad… I just take it for what is worth…” Zaper - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

Miguel Ortega Gonzalez’s quote

“El tepache es una bebida tipica de Mexico, muestra de la sabiduria de nuestros antepasados, que ayuda en gran manera a la digestion, al mejorar la flora intestinal. Como naturopata y nutricionista lo recomiendo ampliamente. En especial el de Gadiel, amigo emprendedor que trata de preservar esta sana tradicion. Con esta bebida, podemos decir con toda confianza y sin mentir: SALUD!” Miguel Ortega Gonzalez - Albuquerque, NM - Oct. 8, 2007

Chalotte’s quote

“Finally a way for me to enjoy the medicinal wonders of fermented elixirs. A divine gift from the Tepache master! with gratitude” Chalotte - Albuquerque, NM - Oct. 9, 2007

Karen’s quote

“Thank you for your beautiful myTepache! I can feel the life and the love you put in it - it makes me feel so good! May you be blessed with abundance and joy!” Karen - Truth or Consequences, NM - Sept. 29, 2007

Jhal’s quote

“Shak ta Fasti Ohma!” Jhal - Austin, TX - Sept. 2007

AumRak’s quote 3\

“I’m hooked on <my>Tepache.com” AumRak - Albuquerque, NM - Sept. 2007

AumRak’s Quote

“Compadrito precioso: Me encanta tu entusiasmo y el amor que le tienes a miTEPACHE.com. Bendiciones de exito, entusiasmo, alegria, salud y todo. Mucho amor.”
Aum-Rak - Albuquerque, NM - May, 2007

Tzol loves My Tepache

 

“I love myTepache” - Tzol, Kan’Nal’s lead singer - Taos, NM - Sept. 13, 2007

“I just broke a 24-hour fast by drinking your <my>Tepache, which I bought at Michael Thomas Coffee. I must say: quite delicious! It reminds me of non-alcoholic mead, with a most pleasant aftertaste.” - Mike Lensi - Albuquerque, NM - August 14, 2007

Claire’s quote

“It’s like candy!” Claire - Santa Fe Muziq Fest - August 10, 2007

Christine Willenbrock Quote

“This resinates with my energetic body” - Christine Willenbrock - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

” Wow! I just had my first myTepache! Deliciosa! Better than Kombucha! <> Blessings upon your company. ” -Karen Rae Ferreira, CCH, RSHom. Registered Certified Classical Homeopath. Indigenous Peoples Project Director - Truth of Consequences, NM - July 11, 2007

June Holiday’s quote

“<my>Tepache is the next Kombucha. People will go nuts over it!” June Holiday - Taos Solar Music Fest - July 1, 2007

Buddha Bomb’s quote

“Go with the Tepache flow” Buddha Bomb - Boulder, CO - 2007

Mark G’s quote

“<myTepache> kicks Kombucha’s ass!” Mark G - Taos, NM - April 2007

MR Pope’s quote

“Caminando, caminando llega la energia y sabor de Tepache - para ti” M.R. Pope - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

Jamal’s quote

“A quench from the heart” Jamal - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

Dominic’s quote

“An elixir to cure… forming words w/a sweet tongue… spirits consumed through traditional brews. I <love my>Tepache” Dominic - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

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Shomari’s Quote

“An energizing, refreshing drink that wakes up the taste buds with laser-like pineapple zing!” Shomari - Albuquerque, NM - May 27, 2007

Velma’s Quote

“Tepache is: absolutely delicious, crisp & refreshing with an amazing tropical pineapple kick!” Velma Wagatsuma - Albuquerque, NM - May 27, 2007

Jessica’s Drawing

Unknown’s quote

 

“exhilarating eXtacy eXperience” Unknown - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

myTepache Mexodisiac

“The legend of the Mexodisiac is not confirmed by authorities, but reverberates thru the vibrating senses of the dancing tongue of the lucky lascivious who imbibe myTepache with the understanding that it may awaken the sleeping serpents and cause undeniable ecstatic pleasure in their sudden surrender to the myTepache Tastegasm.” - Dr. Blue - Colorado Springs, CO - April 13, 2007

 

Jessica

Jessica J Herrera - Albuquerque, NM - April, 2007

AumRak’s Quote 2

“Tepache - the drink of the Mayan Gods, the joys and the bliss of the tribes.” AumRak - Albuquerque, NM - Feb. 2007

Saul’s Quote

“Will work for <my>Tepache” Saul Hoffman - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

myTepache Tranceformation

Imagine a gray dreary winter day, gloom surrounding you; the taste of despair in your throat. But then you take a taste of myTepache and suddenly:

fountains are erupting on your tongue, sunset and sunrise simultaneously, surprising you as you feel the thrill of new love renewed; Love and passion come flowing across your freely smiling face. Unable to control your pleasure any longer, you surrender to the myTepache Tranceformation moment. And you are again completely alive.” - Dr. Blue - Colorado Springs, CO - April 13, 2007

Kristie Romano’s Quote

“Amazingly delicious with an almost caramelized pineapple flavor!” Kristie Romano - Vitality Juice Owner - Albuquerque, NM

myTepache Moment

 

Imagine the taste of the perfect first Spring kiss
as waves of pleasure roll across your tongue
and sweet pulses of pineapple appear in the back
of your mouth, as succulent sours soar behind
the front of your feasting face, as you recall
those special moments of your life when you
are especially awake and alive and your pulse
is pulsing with passion and possibility……

and you are bubbling with the power of
being you in a myTepache Moment…”

- Dr. Blue - Colorado Springs, CO - April 13, 2007

Sara’s Quote

“<my>Tepache is clean, amazing, refreshing & fine mmm… Tepache” Sara - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

“myTepache cures diseases that weren’t even discovered yet” - Dr. Blue -Albuquerque, NM

JJ’s quote

“It grows like a fungus: it carves consciosness as it enters the bloodstream” JJ - Coachella Music Festival - April, 2007

Rev’s Quote

“<myTepache> lights me up with the pure energy of life, divine elixir nourishing my body & soul simultaneously - Let it flow!” Revaxac Imish “Rev” - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

“myTepache is golden” - Dr. Blue - Albuquerque, NM

Mariel Garcia’s Quote

“Cleaning and opening my heart” Mariel Garcia - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

“Every sip <of myTepache> is a revelation” - Dr. Blue - Albuquerque, NMTeresa’s Quote

“Tepache works the best” Teresa Raphael - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

Mo’s Quote

“A meal in a bottle because it’s still alive” Mo - Albuquerque, NM - 2007

“A whole bottle of myTepache is a 3SidedWhole!” - Dr. Blue - Albuquerque, NM

 

 

 

 

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